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Netföng! : peter, youre fuckin mad. i think i love you!
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austin : i am very hungry.
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Nadia : Argrrrhrgrhgrhh ATTACK!! PLunder!! ransack!! RAAAAAAA
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Peter : austin, if you (or anyone for that matter) are ever in nyc, i'll treat you to
"america's most amazing kebab dinner". its a cullinary epiphany of sorts. they even have un-pronouncable turkish beer there. wow. and the whole meal was only $4. aww yeah.
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Nadia : Cool! I'll keep that in mind! I IS the conquerer of
KEBABYS!!
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Nadia : Hahahaha.. i think ive gone crazy.. im reading everything
wrong.. heck who cares... lunacy here i come! vrooom!
BURN BURN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SQUISH IT!!!
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weeb : pure genius
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Herr Doktor : DUDE! you should make this an ongoing series- isnt NYC full
of weird foods? i'm thinking SASHIMI BRAWL, man.
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Hallett : I have strong NYC kebab cravings at least once a month.
Perhaps you or essemar could mail me one?
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Peter : i think a Gyro would be especially postal-worthy,
although leaky tzatziki sauce might render the mail-sorter
useless.
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kat : see him suck his fingers
lick his lips
greasy greasy yummy Peter
deep dicking kabobs
and cleaning his plate.
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leonard : finally, someone with some class.
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orion : I'd have to say my first love is asian cuisine. Then
texmex. But greek food will always have a special place in
my heart (and stomach) due to this yummy place just off the
UT campus in austin. Gyros! How I love you!
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Alan : I spent some time working in a small town in England.
After we had hit the pubs and clubs, we would head toward
the one central taxi queue for late night pick ups. Just
across the street, there was this great little late night
place with fantastic kebabs. We would grab a kebab and
then hit the line for a cab. There was just a wonderful
camaraderie between a bunch of drunks standing in the rain
waiting for a cab while munching on a kebab.
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egg : oh yes.
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Jamie : don't i get credit for the poems pete?
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Peter : Ahem, jamie... regards link at top called "text"...
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Jamie : oh yeah... duh
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karenlee : I lived in a suburb once that had a Returned Services club that sported on its front lawn a.....DONER KEBAB FOUNTAIN...yes, that's right, the little slaty stones were all stacked up on each other, forming a wonderful meaty tower, over which the water flowed, giving a delightful likeness of the real thing. We went down there one morning with a big carving knife to take photos but the nice man shooed us away.
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Peter to karenlee
: alas, almost 8 months later, i am no longer a partaker of the kebabs; and after spending a few months avoiding big slabs of meat (and generally living healthier) ive found that im much happier and such; however, there is and will always be a doner kebab shaped void in my heart.
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jo to Peter
: peter, i hope that your hiatus from meat won't stop you from taking terrifying pictures of yourself and food items, as those are my favorite swinney contributions of yours. the pizza was a good step; perhaps there is in the future a picture of PETER + FALAFEL?
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jo : oh god i can't believe i just mentioned falafel and now have a huge falafel craving and did in fact JUST walk from spider house, which is across the fucking street from tom's tabooley which has my favorite falafel in town. and here i am. home. falafel-less. watching snl reruns on tv, slurping my smoothie, oh so desirous of FALAFEL, HOLY HOLY FALAFEL.
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austin to austin
: i find myself here again, commenting, "i am hungry."
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Peter to jo
: ohhh!!! now it is settled: i must walk across broadway to jerusalem shaworma for supper tonight and get a falafel sandwich. i havent had one in months. heres hoping the man recognizes me and gives me the usual extra tahini!
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weeb : Add some salad, add a chili.
Wash your hands, Don't you touch your willy. oh the splender of your prose, Peter.
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karenlee to Peter
: Hey don't stop at the falafel...look at that monumental rotating juicy oily fly catcher and tell me you don't want some!....BIG YEEROS YEAH.
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Peter to weeb
: Of course, there's
salad in there for the ladies too. i like that line, for some reason. kebabs, kebabs for everyone!
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austin to Peter
: that looks like a plate of idigestion.
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Peter to austin
: the pepper garnish was the best part.
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karenlee : The first picture is the best one. For sure.
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trouble : i want to watch thursays Wings game at the golden fleece.
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Peter to trouble
: oh man, greasy goodness! also: flaming cheese!
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